Verse 1

‘been flirting with you for a while
I liked your eyes I liked your style
And when you said you lked mine too
I thought I could get close to you

You called me up and made me laugh
And soon we had made dinner plans
We ate a lot and I got drunk
We closed the restaurant down
I was thinking is it your place or mine
You said you didn’t have the time
‘said you had to work but it was already past 2.

Chorus 1

Are you a doctor?
Are you an artist?
Are you the man who cleans the streets when I’m in bed?

Are you a writer?
Do you drive a taxi until dawn?
Or am I just too naive to know what’s going on?

Verse 2

Last Friday I went out with friends
To hear my favorite dj's spin
I danced until my feet got sore
And then I saw you on the floor
I asked you to come dance with me
You said I’d love to but you see
Even though you’re looking fine
I’m working I don’t have the time

But you’re not behind the bar
You’re not bouncing or parking cars
So tell me what exactly do you do?

Chorus 2

Are you a doctor?
Are you an artist?
Are you the man who cleans the streets when I’m in bed?

Are you a writer?
Do you drive a taxi until dawn?
Or am I just too naive to know what’s going on?



Verse 3

At Carol’s party last weekend
I brought you by to meet my friends
When we walked in the room went dead
Someone took me aside and said

I don’t think he’s your type
He deals drugs every night
And besides that he has a girlfriend or two.

So

Chorus 3

You’re not a doctor
You’re not an artist
You’re not the man who cleans the streets when I’m in bed.
No. no-

You’re not a writer
You don’t drive a taxi until dawn
Guess I was too naive to know what’s going on!

You’re not a doctor
You’re not an artist
You’re not the man who cleans the streets when I’m in bed

You’re not a writer
You don’t drive a taxi until dawn
Guess I was too naive to know
That you’re out there dealing snow
Guess I was too naive to know
What’s going on.